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Located in the heart of Washington, D.C.’s historic U Street corridor, the Lincoln Theatre is a cultural landmark with deep roots in the city's "Black Broadway" legacy. Originally opened in 1922, this beautifully restored neoclassical venue offers an elegant, storied atmosphere that blends grand architecture with an intimate viewing experience. Its position in one of the city’s most vibrant nightlife districts makes it a premier destination for fans seeking high-caliber entertainment surrounded by local history. Today, the Lincoln Theatre is a top-tier destination for world-class comedy, hosting everything from rising stars to legendary headliners. The stage has welcomed iconic performers such as Dave Chappelle and Trevor Noah, who both filmed comedy specials here, as well as Ali Wong and John Mulaney. Whether you are attending a touring stand-up set or a live variety show, the venue’s superb acoustics and classic proscenium layout ensure every punchline lands. It remains a must-visit room for any comedy enthusiast in the capital.