YOUR CAREER,
AUTONOMOUS.
Stop acting as your own secretary. Funny.CEO is the first platform designed to handle the grind, so you can focus on the set.
CEO IQ: Booking Scout
Your digital manager scouting the marketplace 24/7 to find rooms where your approval rate is highest.
- Forensic match-scoring based on your genre and venue history
- Smart Pitch Generator to capture the producer's attention
- Zero-noise filtering: see the top 5 spots for your career right now
Unified Show Calendar
See all your upcoming booked shows, rehearsals, and open mics in one centralized calendar.
- Automatically syncs bookings from multiple venues directly
- Integrated rehearsal and writing session blocks
- Map links and parking info attached to every show event
Cinematic Press Console
A high-fidelity digital mission control. Your profile combines Netflix-style aesthetics with deep professional intelligence.
- Unified Digital EPK for instant promoter review
- Intelligence-driven layout with side-by-side career stats
- Cinematic visual architecture with motion backgrounds
Performance Analytics
Track your audience growth, show attendance, review ratings, and engagement metrics.
- Heatmaps of where your followers are located
- Attendance trends over weeks, months, and years
- Average review scores and audience sentiment analysis
BYOV Escrow Engine
Create 'Shadow Venues' and sell tickets anywhere. The Escrow Engine securely captures prepayments and generates a 1-Click Magic Claim handoff for venue owners.
- Produce pop-up indie shows at venues not yet on the platform
- Secure fan prepayments held in bank-grade Escrow
- Generate a customized 'Magic Claim' transfer for venue settlement
Talent Network Tiers
Automated professional classification based on representation. Distinguish between Agency, Independent, and Community profiles to establish trust with venues.
- Automatic 'Independent' status for active network members
- High-fidelity visual badges for Agency representation
- Interactive network filters for premium discoverability
Ai Recs
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for comedians.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Venue Comm
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for comedians.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Audience Insights
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for comedians.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Reputation
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for comedians.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Earnings
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for comedians.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Opportunity Alerts
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for comedians.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
THE CINEMATIC
PRESS CONSOLE.
Your profile isn't just a bio. It's a high-performance sales engine optimized to rank for your name and convert venue owners into bookers.
Automated Analytics
Live audience metrics
Booking Console
Direct to inbox offers
Cinematic Media
Native 4K players
Industry Bluecheck
Verified OS status
"THE SCOUT THAT NEVER SLEEPS."
CEO IQ uses deep-learning to find room availability where your specific style of comedy is in high demand. We don't just find gigs; we find the right gigs.
LATENCY
<50MS
ACCURACY
99.2%
ROI
3.2X