Own the room,
Scale revenue.
The definitive operating system for high-performance comedy rooms. One platform to manage the box office, the bar, and the stage.
Effortless Show Management
Create and manage all your show listings, from prime-time headliners to weekly open mics, in minutes.
- Rapid show creator with templates for recurring events
- Automatic poster generation with show details and lineup
- Instant distribution to the public Funny.CEO feed
Ubiquitous Fleet Manager
Control every screen in your venue with cinematic precision and automated sponsor rotations.
- Automated rotation of sponsor and house assets
- Live HUD display for performer set timers
- Direct integration with the Sponsorship Marketplace
Live Show Tools
Manage open mics in real-time with digital sign-up lists, integrated set timers, and performer tracking.
- Real-time digital sign-up sheets for open mics
- Integrated set timers that performers can see on stage
- One-tap 'Light' button for signaling set endings
Stealth Shield Security
Enterprise-grade obfuscation for administrative routes. Non-privileged users can never see or verify the existence of your secure back-office sections.
- Global role-based layout guards with silent redirects
- Context-aware sidebar rendering masks admin links
- Automatic scrubbing of sensitive route metadata
Direct Sponsor Engine
Unlock direct sponsorships from local partners: zero platform commission on the sponsors you bring, 15% when we bring them.
- Integrated Sponsorship Storefront on your club profile
- Automated ad-buy flow for local small businesses
- Neural Engine for cinema-grade advertiser assets
Revenue-Boosting Add-Ons
Create and manage high-margin upsells like drink packages, VIP parking, and merch directly in the checkout flow.
- Simplified creation of digital vouchers and physical items
- Automatic integration into the Fan checkout experience
- Secure redemption tracking via the Door Dash terminal
The Digital Box Office (POS)
A high-speed terminal for walk-up sales, cash management, and instant ticket generation.
- Process cash, card, and comp sales in seconds
- Automated ticket generation for walk-up guests
- Real-time sync with global seat inventory
Ai Seating
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Roster Creation
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Talent Discovery
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Payment Processing
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Checkin System
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Staff Mgmt
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Marketing
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Pricing Tools
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
Reputation
Premium feature designed to streamline the platform experience for venues.
- Highly optimized performance and security
- Seamless integration with the global ecosystem
- Real-time data synchronization
The sponsor
Marketplace.
Automate your local ad sales. Allow neighborhood businesses to buy premium placements on your screens and tickets. 0your transfer, the same as on tickets. 15% when we bring them, processing included.
Sponsors you bring
0%
Sponsors we bring
15%
Setup
Instant
Payouts
Daily
75¢
booking fee per ticket.
No percentage of your door. No percentage of what your comics are paid. Card processing is passed through at cost — we don't mark it up and we don't take a share of it.
On a $25 ticket: your fan pays $25.75, Stripe takes about $1.05, you keep about $23.95.
On a $50 Ticket
Ticketmaster
Eventbrite
Funny.CEO
Platform Fee
$12.50
~25% junk fees
$3.64
3.7% + $1.79
$0.75
Flat, any face value
Venue Pockets
~$36
~$45
~$48.23
after $0.75 + card processing
1,000 Tickets/Mo
Annual platform cost
$150K
$43K
$9K
booking fees only
Competitor figures are their published rates. Ours is whatever checkout shows you, on the day, per ticket.
Unified
Intelligence.
See which comedians drive the most bar spend, not just ticket sales. Track real-time attendance, revenue per fan, and promoter performance.
Yield Management
Dynamic pricing tools that automatically adjust ticket prices based on velocity and demand curves.
White-Label POS
A lightning-fast box office terminal for walk-ups, cash management, and credential printing.